We Are Scientists unaffected by Mid-East crisis

We Are Scientists have been completely unaffected by the ongoing Middle East crisis, we can reveal.

 

Speaking exclusively to Pop 24 by semaphore, frontman Billy-Bob Thornton said the band were some distance from the conflict, and had no friends or relatives in the troubled region.

 

"Our drummer's great-aunt lived in Beirut for a short while in the '60s," he mused by flag-proxy. "But no longer."